JOBS GALORE AT WEST GEORGE STREET

This key appointment to Scotland's leading public sector screen agency requires a person of the highest calibre to evolve an appropriate and innovative strategy for increasing and improving all aspects of the screen industries sector and to implement the aims and objectives of the Board towards delivery of and providing a focus for screen, digital and interactive media. Applicants must have extensive development experience within the aforementioned environments and their actual or potential applications. You must possess excellent communication skills, line management and project management experience with...

Aw, shut it.

This lightly paraphrased job ad appeared in this week's Guardian. For an organisation that does hee-haw for filmmakers, can anyone tell me why Scottish Screen needs to take on more staff? Still, sounds like the ideal gig for a numpty non-filmmaker with a 2:2 in Arts Admin from Caledonian Uni.

Which is what they'll hire, I'll bet. Hope they know the recipe for coffee.