AN A-Z OF SCOTTISH FILM

Glasgow Film Office:
Run by Crooks. Lenny Crooks. Lovely man.

Grips:
As in: what's the difference between a grip and a rigger? The grip takes the dishes out of the sink before he pisses in it.

Gaffer:
Uses the toilet.

Goffer:
Cleans the toilet.

Grading:
Mysterious practice available only in London.

G-Mac:
Refuge for the unwaged.

Gaffa Tape:
Indispensible item of kit; useful for enhanced cleavage.

Gregory's Girl:
Seminal Scottish film that gave whimsy a bad name.

Gold:
What camera ops pan for.

Gibson, Mel:
Only actor/director to make Ireland look like Scotland.

Grad:
Filter to make Scottish weather look more appealing.

Graduate (Media):
Four years to learn how to make tea.

To be continued...