AN A-Z OF SCOTTISH FILM

Call Centre:
Scotland's main film funder.

Camcorder:
TV's weapon of choice.

Co-producer:
Anyone who can spell their name correctly on a Lottery application.

Carpetbagger:
As above. See: Ken Loach.

Cashflow:
Money down the toilet. See Lottery Funding.

Contract:
A document summed up in its first three letters.

Calling Card:
First film; what burglars leave on your rug.

Casting Couch:
Where a potato turns into a producer.

Cameo:
Edinburgh cinema; good cure for insomnia.

Cinematographer:
A guy with a VHS-C camcorder. See Wedding Videos.

Courier:
Foolproof way to lose your rushes. See TNT.

Casting Director:
Maker of opt-out fishing programmes.

Call Sheet:
As fictitious than the script, but shorter.

Catering:
A van with a man and a pan. See: Honeywagon.

Completion Bond:
Licensed robbery.

Contingency:
Fool's gold.

To be continued...