Friday, September 16, 2005

AN A-Z OF SCOTTISH FILM


Bluescreen:
Rangers DVD.

Braveheart:
Best movie never made in Scotland.

Barras (The):
Scotland's biggest film distributor.

Back end:
The rear of a dodgy vehicle.

Boom Op:
Graduate of local Jobcentre.

Bacon Roll:
The only known mechanism for getting the sparks to work.

BAFTA Scotland:
Charitable organisation devoted to alcohol consumption.

BBC Scotland:
Where talent goes before rehab. See Ubiquitous Chip

Begbie:
Bobby Carlyle before he started acting.

Budget:
The reason you're working on minimum wage.

Buy-out:
Remarkable process which turns ten hours into fourteen.

To be continued...











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